Sock Puppet Infomercials

My son watches entirely too much TV. Last night, we were playing sock puppets behind the couch our stage. I went out front to watch his performance. Here is how it went...

If you would like your own sock puppet, go to puppets-dot-com. If you call within the next three minutes, you get two! Call 888-444.

I mean seriously!?!?! I see what Jace is going to grow up to do!