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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Jace Dictionary

  • Actually - A word used to rebuttal anything you do not like to hear. Might work if you say it sweet enough to people who haven't learned your trick
  • Baby Donuts - Donut holes. These can be purchased at the "Baby Donut House"
  • Bam - Marshmallows. This word have evolved from "Bam" to "Mar-mellows." Now he can actually say Marshmallow (which isn't nearly as cute)
  • Beans & Rice House - Casa Ole or Crazy Jose's
  • The Biscuit Place - Red Lobster (Monday through Saturday); Tuffy's (on Sunday)
  • Chandelier - a lamp, or light that hangs from the ceiling; not the sun. As seen in Horton Hears a Who
  • Color-ons - An art medium used to draw Mommy pretty pictures to hang on the fridge. Synonyms (for everyone else): Crayons, Crayolas
  • Cow-milk - Can be bought at Subway. Has a picture of a cow on the bottle. Difference between Cow-milk and regular milk is left to be determined.
  • Hockey - A game known to the rest of the world as golf.
  • Hug-Sugar - When one sweet little boy hugs you with all his might and gives you a kiss on the check at exactly the same moment.
  • Huggy - A big tight hug usually involves picking all 46lbs of Jace up
  • Light Sketchers - Any shoes that light up when you walk.
  • Pokey Sticks - 1.) A game where you poke a white ball with a stick to make it hit a colored ball into the hole. 2.) A game that you can easily beat Mommy at.
  • Punchies - a part two parts of the female anatomy which are at the perfect height for little boys to punch
  • Sweat-en - Making you sweat. Commonly used in this whine sentence: "Mommy, can I take my shoes off? They're sweat-en me"
  • Tackle hug - The warning that sometimes comes before you are laid out on the ground by a little boy who then squeezes all of the breath out of you!
  • Tail - Part of a boy's anatomy that girls do not have. Mallori came up wtih this one but it stuck!
  • Tie-on's - Any type of tennis/running shoe. You know any of the ones with laces.

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