- Tree frogs (the little green slimy ones) will stick around and cry for water even during a torrential downpour and 100+ mile winds.
- Little boys are hard to entertain without electricity.
- Mommies can substitute for electricity.
- Big boys are impossible to entertain without electricity!
- If disparate enough, you can shave your legs in a mud puddle. Just listen for cars passing by!
- 5 adults, 1 kid, and 2 dogs can live in two rooms of one house for a week off of a generator.
- 3 year old little boys can teach their 70+ year old great-grandmother how to use a flashlight with great patience.
- My family needs to work on our vocabulary. Throughout two games of scrabble the longest word was "Tattoo."
- Love bugs love the smell of gasoline!!!
- You can cook gumbo, rice, pancakes, eggs, and bacon on a fish fryer.
- Air mattresses are made for two people.
- Little boys think air mattresses make good trampolines.
- Fans work wonders!! Especially if there are two old women snoring in the room with the AC.
- Emergency room waits are shorter when 70% of the town is evacuated.
- Cops do not really enforce the curfew, as long as you don't look suspicious.
- Little kids and grandmothers do not understand the concept of electricity. They will ask you a million times if they can do something just to hear you say "That works on electricity..."
- You're best bet for a hot shower is to befriend someone with a gas powered hot water heater.
- If you aren't friendly enough, you can take a hot bath by boiling a pot of water on a fish fryer and combining with cold water.
- Dogs can chew off the wires of a generator.
- I can get spoiled to working from home easily... very easily!
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