Growing Grass and Other Annoyances!

Having a husband who is out of town sucks… Do you want to know the not so obvious reasons why?

1. The grass still grows… and someone wants to charge $70 to mow it for you…. Look out, I’m about to try the zero-turn mower for the first time tonight!
2. Weeds still grow too… another new challenge.. I’ve never weed-eated (is that a word?) before….
3. Small children still do not know how much is too much toilet paper to flush at once. (I actually tackled that one with no problem!)
4. Husbands call from 1,500 miles away to tell you to be careful because there is a rapist loose somewhere in your area…. And you have to search your entire house—even the creepy laundry room once you get home for fear he is hiding in there (for the record, that’s why I do not watch the news!)
5. Little boys who do not get to wrestle on a daily basis have a LOT of pent up energy!
   

Just thought I would share before I’m off for the weekend. (Which also means no Internet for 4 days but who cares!?!?!) I’ll be back on Monday!! Adios!

Wordless Wednesday (Kind of)

Sock Puppet Infomercials

My son watches entirely too much TV. Last night, we were playing sock puppets behind the couch our stage. I went out front to watch his performance. Here is how it went...

If you would like your own sock puppet, go to puppets-dot-com. If you call within the next three minutes, you get two! Call 888-444.

I mean seriously!?!?! I see what Jace is going to grow up to do!